Justin Trudeau and Fidel Castro

2018 seems to continue to pump out conspiracy theories left and right. With the investigation into the Trump and Russia Collusion, Brexit conspiracies, and Kanye West’s MAGA outbursts, it seems appropriate to now turn to one of the most interesting political/high-society conspiracy theories; the Justin Trudeau and Fidel Castro conspiracy theory.


Two things are obvious about this situation. One: there is an undeniable likeness between Justin Trudeau and Fidel Castro, and two: If it seems so crazy that a Canadian Prime Minister’s son who is also now a Prime Minister himself could be the lovechild of the now-deceased Communist dictator of Cuba, then why are media outlets so vigorously denying these allegations?


Born on Christmas Day…


A little back story about how the Justin Trudeau and Fidel Castro conspiracy started. In 1971, Margaret Trudeau, then 22, and Prime Minister of Canada, Pierre Trudeau, then 52, were secretly married on March 4th. Justin Trudeau was born a few months later on December 25th. Some state that it would have been impossible for Margaret, a 22-year-old newlywed, to have had an affair with Fidel Castro. They’re claiming that it would be apparently impossible for a 22-year-old to have an affair with a world leader, forgetting the fact that she was already married to one.


Others say it would have been impossible for her to have slipped away. But it is in fact documented that Pierre was gone on business in the months following the wedding, right around when Justin would have been conceived.


Pigs, nukes & cocaine…


It was the 70’s; drug counter-culture and pop culture were booming… the Trudeau’s wanted their piece of the pie.

Connections between politics and rock n’ roll were much closer than they are today.

The circle of celebrity that the Trudeaus aspired to be a part of were all closely tied. Whether it be Jack Nicholson, Mick Jagger, Andy Warhol, Barbara Streisand, Francis Ford Coppola, Robert Redford, Harry Belafonte, and so forth, the list of celebrities in the Trudeau x Castro circle is endless. Margaret is famous for her sexual escapades and has opened up about her party days. Even Pierre is guilty of dipping his toes in the celebrity limelight by briefly dating Barbara Streisand. These celebrities were all purveyors of 1970’s celebrity culture. Jagger, Warhol, and Streisand were all known to have been acquainted with Pierre and Margaret. Coppola, Redford, and Belafonte were known to have met and sympathized with Castro. Nicholson had dated Margaret, was a close friend of Warhol and later met Castro in Cuba. These were the giant celebrities of the day, not just B-list personalities. It was a tight circle.


R.I.P Fidel…


Justin was also caught in brutal media-storm when Castro died in 2016. The Justin Trudeau and FIdel Castro conspiracy isn’t a farfetched story with loose ends and improbable circumstances. The Trudeau and Castro Families were close. Justin met Castro in Montreal, Quebec when Pierre, Justin’s “father”, had died. When Fidel died in 2016 this is what he had to say: “On behalf of all Canadians, Sophie and I offer our deepest condolences to the family, friends and many, many supporters of Mr. Castro. We join the people of Cuba today in mourning the loss of this remarkable leader.” The Prime ministers kind words don’t reflect or take into account the fact that we still don’t know how many people perished by Castro’s regime; the estimated number of deaths ranges from 40,000 to over 150,000. Again, all directions point to a clear and unambiguous emotional connection between Justin Trudeau and FIdel Castro. A modern-world leader does not usually mourn the death of a communist leader… some would say it rarely happens, others would say it never happens.


Some point to the fact that Margaret has come clean about most of her past, that she has written several books. She has come to admit freely the drug use and sexual adventures of her life. Many still think if this were true, that Justin was a Castro, she would have told us by now. But again this is a overarching statement from the deniers. Conspiracies aside, if Justin Trudeau and Fidel Castro were father and son, the revelation of this news would shatter Canada and the future of anyone associated with the Trudeaus. Not so sure Justin or his party would be so keen as to let her reveal any such information.


The Trudeau’s seem to attract conspiracies…. Will history repeat itself?